happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via a-grund)

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

(via sex)

napoleonbonapoptart:

If you get me chipotle you will get chipotlaid

(via giveit-time)